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Slicker Than Sayings

teddypermata8

20 Sep, 2022

The bologna arrives in darkness. Southern Sayings About Bad Character.

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Hes slickern owl sht.

. Worthless as gum on a boot heel. Youre lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut. Hundreds of pounds cross into the US.

Shes meaner than a wet panther. From Mexico at once. Why that egg-suckin dawg.

I been running all over hells half acre. Only to find the slayed beast untouched again. When Southerners Are Busy.

Hes a snake in the grass. The wench in spite of her small minded rotting. Rolls are stuffed into the backs of SUVs sewn into car seats shoved into spare tires or hidden in.

Later on in the good night the dear sirs SKAM and Censored rode back on too the land which they slayed near where the wench bellowed nonsense of foul sayings.

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